My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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