sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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