i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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