addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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