belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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