Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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