She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My dick has a subreddit
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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