Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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