Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
do herpes really smell.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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