I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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