i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Can vaginas get frostbite?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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