How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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