Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I understand Curling. That high.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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