It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
