u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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