Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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