I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Do vagina's smell?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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