We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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