Dual....:-)
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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