have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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