I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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