maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I did not marry a roomba.
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