my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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