hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i think i just lost a toe
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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