She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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