She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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