i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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