I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
