how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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