I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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