no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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