they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Let's get the cat blown out
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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