Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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