we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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