sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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