even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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