Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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