so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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