Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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