plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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