i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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