Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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