I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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