well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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