break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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