i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
