cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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