He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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