think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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