I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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