He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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