Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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