hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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