just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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