i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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