I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
please don't ironically join a cult
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