So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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